So you were expecting to learn a little bit about me, huh? Oh well, I guess the jokes on you! All I can say is I'm the enigma from Brooklyn... I was there at one time — but I'm not there now!

Seriously, though... I'd love to tell you all about myself and the all exciting stuff I've been up to but I won't bore you with the details. For now, let's just say I'm basking in the sun of the high desert.

Thanks for visiting!